Wednesday, August 13, 2008

voodoo tag-tag..layankan ajer...


"ANDA HENDAKLAH MENYEDIAKAN SATU UCAPAN BERANGAN"
It has been done according to the following rules:
1. The winner may put the logo on his/her blog.
2. Put the link to the person you got the award from.
3. Nominate 5 blogs.
4. Put the link to the blog.
5. Leave a massage for your nominees.
yoshz..aku dapat ni petang tadi. sebab kau dah pesan suruh layankan aje..hah aku layankan aje benda alah ni. Entah sape yg mula dulu aku pun tak tau. sekali pandang macam MLM. Dua kali pandang macam skim piramid pun ada.
Mula-mula dapat ni aku cuak juga. Mana tau benda ni macam permainan 'spirit-spirit of the coin, please come to the coin' tu. Kau orang kaum blogger ni bukan boleh percaya sangat. Entah-entah orang yang mulakan benda ni dah letak sekali jampi serapah dalam game tag-tag nih.
Badan aku dah start menggeletar, tapi aku cuba kuatkan semangat utk terus menulis. Aku takut betul mana tau ngam-ngam siap ucapan nih ada orang ketuk-ketuk pintu rumah aku. Hantu tak berkepala ke atau hantu pocong yang menjelma setelah lengkap kitaran game ni. Skang dah la waktu tengah malam.
Sekarang aku dah faham..ya, game ni sebenarnya menggunakan teori orang minyak. Bila dah lengkap 40 orang anak dara yang jadi korban maka lengkaplah ilmu hitam dia.
Aku congak-congak memang dah ramai yang kena tag dan ramai jugak yg dah beri ucapan. Siapa yang terakhir mungkin dia yg akan jadi mangsa ilmu hitam yang kemungkinan mempunyai pengaruh voodoo Namibia.
Sebab tu aku cuma nominate 5 blog(blog ke?) ni yang dah siap dipagar dengan segala macam jampi serapah penghalang hantu:
1. blog mari ke ladang - jgn tensen kalau esok harga baja naik
2. blog nasi lemak - lepas baca jangan buang, sila kasi kat makcik jual nasi lemak.
3. blog nasi kukus - ni pun sama mcm atas, cuma kasi kat makcik nasi kukus.
4. blog belacan - oi..ni mana boleh buat bungkus belacan.
5. blog orang kampung - menghidangkan laporan terkini aktiviti kampung koi
Ni je satu-satunya kaedah untuk aku cuba menamatkan sumpahan voodoo Namibia dari terus bermaharajalela.
Hah, cuba baca syarat akhir tu, siap ada urut-urut pulak. Ni memang sah game datang dari bomoh mana. Nampak sangat clue dia ada kat situ.

14 comments:

Don Balon said...

SeƱor Dos Cuernos (Dua tanduk)..
blog je la.. yang tu website biasa..
koi belum mengetag sesapa lagi ni..tapi hampir pasti koi akan tag aok.. Insya-Allah..
masaalahnya koi maleh nak buat ucapan berangan tu.. harhar

Dzulkarnain Mohamad said...

aku tau laaa..mmg aku saja kasi website biasa biar putus rantaian. sebab tu aku kasi kurungan (blog?) haha cuba baca betul2..kalau blog mmg lain..haha peduli apa aku

l.i.f.e said...

=)) =)) =))
bijak..bijakkkkk...
tamat jugak akhirnya rantaian tag itu :))

yoshz said...

Aku pergi blog nasi kukus tu. Dia tak bagi komen plak...

masuk ISA ke kalau komen??

rahimin idris said...

tag website? huh, tag gentle zul..tag ni tamat bila semua blogger dah kena tag sebenarnya. atau pun bila dah mampus. tapi ko kan peminat MLM? hahaha

Dzulkarnain Mohamad said...

life,
aku saja gurau-gurau..bagus sebenarnya game tag-tag ni untuk eratkan silaturrahim antara kita..
tapi aku ni dah yg last2..
tak sefofuler blog raja petra..
aku tak tau nak tag sape dah sebenarnye..kahkah

yoshz,
hoih..giler..jaga sikit kalau nak masuk blog tu..tambah kalau nak komen.
karang kalau kau kene jangan petik nama aku pulak.
aku bagi alasan lupa je..haha

Dzulkarnain Mohamad said...

rahimin,
heh..dah ramai blogger yg kena tag la..aku dah kurang pilihan untuk tag org.
aku dah last-last. mcm mlm jugak..kalau dah last2 nak cari sapa lagi..semua org dah kena..haha.

S.YanaZ said...

Enche' MenerungPaya,
Kelever sunggusss,


iskh!iskh!
anak sapa laa nii...
:P

Dzulkarnain Mohamad said...

s.yanaz,
waaa..jgn la puji2 camtu..
nak nangis nih..aku mmg nak tagkan kau..serius..tapi aku tengok ramai yg dah tag kau, ojie pn dah kena tag,rahimin,man helang,yoshz,chedet,anwar ibrahim,raja petra,

sebab takde pilihan la

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